And the

Winner is me!
I just got the results from my bar exam! I am a licensed lawyer now! Woot!

Me

I'm not sure why I am doing this, and apparently I am not going in chronological order.

Gimme, Gimme

I want money!
I'm sick and tired of being broke-ass poor!
I want a job, and I want money!
If I looked like this, I bet I would get a job right away.

First!!!

Hello, World!